Hypno-got-it
Hello
and welcome to my humour page! Please feel free to enjoy
yourself. I am a firm
believer that there is a healing quality to laughter
Here
are a few thoughts on laughter before you browse;
“Life
itself is bigger than illness, diagnosis, treatment or disease mechanism.
A moment of laughter, a walk in the country, simple touching or tears, can
reorganise biology in a way that drugs cannot.” - Patch Adams
"You're
only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it" - Robin Williams
"Laughter
is the shortest distance between two people" - Victor Borge
Not
all material that I've placed on this page is humourous, however it is intended
to be amusing to some degree. Again please enjoy!
Jokes and Riddles
(Yes,
this is a close to 'G' rated site! )
A
Stage Hypnotist announces to his audience that he has a 'special treat' in
store for them during this evenings show, instead of just hypnotizing some
of the people in the audience he was going to hypnotize ALL of the Audience.
He
pulled a beautiful silver waistwatch out from his suitepocket and explained
to the audience that it had been in his family for 6 Generations. Seeing that
he had his whole audience captivated by the watch he held up, he began to
swing it to and fro chanting 'watch the watch, watch the watch' It wasn't
long before the audience had completely slipped into a trance.
Unfortunately
the watch slipped from the Hypnotist's hand and fell to the floor and broke
into a hundred small pieces.
'CRAP!'
Said the hypnotist.
It
took close to 3 weeks to clean up the theatre!!!
Somethings
are just 'FUNNY'
(scroll down)
Donated by Akiyoshi Kitaoka
(There is no movement
in the above illusion either.)
...Especially when you
consider how powerful the mind is!!
Sometimes the simplest things like
counting can be a chore..
How many people? Are
you certain?
Or maybe it's colours
you have difficulties with..
Read
the colors, not the words
