Hello and welcome to my humour page! Please feel free to enjoy yourself. I am a firm believer that there is a healing quality to laughter

Here are a few thoughts on laughter before you browse;

“Life itself is bigger than illness, diagnosis, treatment or disease mechanism. A moment of laughter, a walk in the country, simple touching or tears, can reorganise biology in a way that drugs cannot.” - Patch Adams

"You're only given a little spark of madness, you mustn't lose it" - Robin Williams

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people" - Victor Borge

Not all material that I've placed on this page is humourous, however it is intended to be amusing to some degree. Again please enjoy!

Jokes and Riddles

(Yes, this is a close to 'G' rated site! )

A Stage Hypnotist announces to his audience that he has a 'special treat' in store for them during this evenings show, instead of just hypnotizing some of the people in the audience he was going to hypnotize ALL of the Audience.

He pulled a beautiful silver waistwatch out from his suitepocket and explained to the audience that it had been in his family for 6 Generations. Seeing that he had his whole audience captivated by the watch he held up, he began to swing it to and fro chanting 'watch the watch, watch the watch' It wasn't long before the audience had completely slipped into a trance.

Unfortunately the watch slipped from the Hypnotist's hand and fell to the floor and broke into a hundred small pieces.

'CRAP!' Said the hypnotist.

It took close to 3 weeks to clean up the theatre!!!

Somethings are just 'FUNNY'

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Donated by Akiyoshi Kitaoka

Ambiguity:   Something that first appears to be or mean
one thing and then turns out possibly to be or mean something else.

Donated by Akiyoshi Kitaoka

(There is nothing moving in the above illustration.)

Sometimes you can have alot of fun with ambiguities....


Donated by Akiyoshi Kitaoka

(There is no movement in the above illusion either.)

...Especially when you consider how powerful the mind is!!

Sometimes the simplest things like counting can be a chore..


How many people? Are you certain?

Or maybe it's colours you have difficulties with..

Read the colors, not the words

Creative - Logic conflict
The visual part of your brain tries to say the color whilst the logical part of your brain insists on reading the word

Simply Fascinating !?!

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